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Contact Will Joy: mistletoemonkey2000@gmail.com

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Songwriter Will Joy likes to get a laugh. His "The Monkey Underneath The Mistletoe" is a lighthearted poke at the already fun and sometimes uncomfortable holiday tradition of kissing under the mistletoe. Joy draws inspiration from classic funny Christmas songs like Elmo & Patsy's "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" and Buck Owens' " Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy". He also mixes in his appreciation of big band style orchestration and vocal arrangement a la Bobby Darin.

image photo of songwriter Will Joy image drawing of maneki-neko japanese lucky beckoning cat by artist Andrew R Thomas

 

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